Little Bit of Both
you thought you were clever,
With your college girl talk and your hippy girl attire.
But the moment mummy knew you were lovin' a musician,
The breakup order had been signed.
didn't even question, accepted her noble word
me waiting here, anxious, by the phone.
in a room with a whole heap of gloom,
. . . . Seething . . . .
round to see parents a couple of times,
Got greeted with a dirty frown,
Laced with a twist of garlic and a piece of exquisite keish
do mind the antiques".
rare, well done,
Bottle of cool white wine.
Mummy's clever seen it all before,
Met a boy like me in 46', lover, corrr!
met daddie-poos on an ocean going liner,
Just awf the cape, al la rape.
Dropped his wallet in her cabin.
really know what's best for her little girl.
is a gin and tonic,
Mummy's is a French poodle,
my dear although you try . . . .
little bit of both!
for next song . . . .
John Buckingham 1982